Roast My BnB
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Four AI guests read your Airbnb listing and show you where the booking dies.

Airbnb listing optimization without an Airbnb login. They see exactly what a guest sees — your photos, your title, your reviews — and stop where a guest stops. First guest is free.

Roast my listing — free
recorded run · demo flat · 1-bedroom, zagreb · $74
Dario · solo, budget · left

guests who left
1 / 4 guests

tap a guest to watch them read it

Now put your Airbnb listing in front of them.

Free: one guest and your score · no card · no account

what the panel reads
100
photos, in your own order
4
guests, four different ways to lose a booking
13s
to the first verdict in the run above
0
logins, passwords or account access

Everything comes from your public listing page — the one your guests see. Nothing is invented, nothing is pulled from behind a login. The run above is a real panel on a stand-in apartment: the flat is stock photography, every word the guests say is theirs.

01 · the panel

Four guests, not one opinion.

A family, a backpacker, a couple and a business traveler read the same listing. You see who books and who leaves — and which guest you keep losing.

Tap a guest to replay the moment they decided.

why these four

They are not four kinds of people. They are four different ways a booking dies, and each one is blind to the others:

  • The family looks for where the child sleeps and whether the flat is safe — a missing cot photo ends the visit before the price is read.
  • The solo traveller on a budget weighs your price against your proof: reviews, rating, badges. Same flat, completely different dealbreaker.
  • The couple is buying a mood. They leave over what the photos feel like, not over what is listed in the amenities.
  • The business traveller needs certainty: wifi speed, a real address, a desk, self check-in. She is the one who catches what a holiday guest never asks.

Roughly one in three Airbnb guests says their trip was not a holiday at all — work, family, an event, a move (Airbnb, EU guest survey, March 2026). A listing written for holidaymakers alone is written for two guests out of three.

“But my real guests aren’t like that.” They don’t have to be. Each verdict names the exact photo or line that lost them — 'Free WiFi' with no speed number and I have calls to take, 'Heart of Zagreb' hides the exact area so I can't compute my commute — so you judge the reason, not the persona.

02 · the fix package

Text you can paste tonight.

Not advice to “improve your photos”. A rewritten description, a new photo order, and up to six changes ranked by how much booking they cost you.

rewritten description
Cozy apartment in a great location. Cozy, light-filled apartment in a quiet Zagreb building, a short walk from cafes, restaurants and tram stops in the city centre.

“AI will write generic filler.” Every sentence comes from something a guest said out loud in your panel, and anything we can’t see stays a blank for you to fill — we don’t invent facts about your flat. If the panel finds nothing worth fixing, you get your money back.

03 · the score

A number built from verdicts, not vibes.

now
46
after these 6 changes
70

“Where does that number come from?” From the four verdicts above and the reasons behind them — photos, description, trust and value, weighted. It moves only when a guest changes their mind. You see the arithmetic, not a black box.

$29
one listing
one-time, no subscription

Nothing worth fixing? Your money back. Write to [email protected] with your report link and we refund it. One booking pays for the report about twenty times over.

before you paste the link
Do I need to connect my Airbnb account?
No. We read the public page, the same one your guests see. There is nothing to authorise and nothing to revoke.
Is this affiliated with Airbnb?
No. Independent tool, and the guests are AI simulations — we say so on every report.
How long does it take?
The first guest speaks in under a minute. The full panel and the fix package land a couple of minutes later — not in 48 hours.
What if my listing is already good?
Then the panel books it, and the report says why. That is also worth knowing before the season.
How much does Airbnb listing optimization cost here?
$29 for one listing, one time, no subscription. The first guest and your score are free, so you see the panel work before you pay for it.
Is this a listing optimizer like the pricing tools?
No. Pricing and rank tools tune the numbers around your listing. This one reads the listing itself — the photos, the title, the description — the way a guest does, and names what loses the booking.

Find out why your Airbnb isn’t getting booked.

Free: one guest and your score · full panel and fix package $29